Gorilla Hunter

Gorilla Hunter

  A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof so he looks up the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Gorilla Removers”. He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he”ll be there in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. […]

Read More

Warrior in the Garden

Warrior in the Garden

A student said to his master “You teach me fighting, but you talk about peace. How do you reconcile the two?” The master replied “It is much easier to be a warrior in a garden than to be a gardener in a war.”

Read More

Live Well Now

Live Well Now

I don’t know if Richard Gere actually said this or not, but it’s worth repeating. Enjoy! “My friend’s mom has eaten healthy all her life. Never ever consumed alcohol or any “bad” food, exercised every day, very limber, very active, took all supplements suggested by her doctor, never went in the sun without sunscr...

Read More