Bill Clarke

The year is 1947 Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say [...]

What if ?? Suppose when Mike Shanahan got fired last year that he had implanted in Owner Pat Bowlen a Virus so that no matter what he did, no matter who he hired, no matter what the game plan, the Bronco’s would always end up 8-8 for the season. I mean what are the odds? [...]

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about [...]

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer [...]

The Barber and the Kid A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and [...]

This actually explains it all very well….. If you’re spiritually alive, you’re going to love this!  If you’re spiritually dead, you won’t want to read it.  If you’re spiritually curious, there is still hope! Why Go To Church? A Church goer wrote a letter to the editor of a newspaper and complained that it made [...]

THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE  IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION  AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO  SEE HER  TICKET.

   Perfect Solution To Senior Health Care (Please note, these ideas are not often written by or condoned by the site owner, however, we often find them too funny not to print!) While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my friend the other day, I think we have found the solution. I am [...]

1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. – John Adams 2. If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. – Mark Twain [...]

It was once said, “A black man will be president when pigs fly!” Wouldn’t you know, 100 days into Obama’s Presidency and SWINE FLU!