Bill Clarke

We have a less than one month to get the word out all across this great land and into every community in the United States of America. If you forward this email to least 11 people and each of those people do the same … you get the idea. THE PROGRAM: On Friday, September 11th, [...]

The Barber and the Kid A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and [...]

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says ‘I love New York ‘ in Arabic. You gotta love Robin Williams…….Even if he’s nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams’ plan…(Hard to argue [...]

I can’t think of anything to add to this.  Two Story Outhouse Words fail me! This picture is worth 10,000 of them. Yep!!! This pretty much says it all. Needs no additional comments!!!

This is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier- New Direction for any war:  Send Service Vets over 60! I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I’m too old to track down terrorists. You can’t be older than 42 to join the military. They’ve got the whole thing ass-backwards. Instead of sending [...]

This actually explains it all very well….. If you’re spiritually alive, you’re going to love this!  If you’re spiritually dead, you won’t want to read it.  If you’re spiritually curious, there is still hope! Why Go To Church? A Church goer wrote a letter to the editor of a newspaper and complained that it made [...]

Talk about vain arrogance!!! THE QUEEN OF THE UNITED STATES Newt Gingrich, a Republican, served in the House from Georgia from 1978 and as House Minority Whip in 1989.  He was Speaker of the House from 1995 to 1999. During that time he made use of military air craft. Nancy Pelosi, Democrat from California, current [...]

THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE  IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION  AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO  SEE HER  TICKET.

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Mars The Red Planet is about to be spectacular! This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars in an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter’s gravity tugs on [...]